 | Remove film from the box and load camera |
| Remove film box from Pup's mouth and throw in bin |
| Remove Pup from bin and brush contents of vacuum cleaner from Pups
muzzle |
| Choose suitable background for photo |
| Mount Camera on it's tripod and focus |
| Find Pup and remove dirty sock from mouth. |
| Place Pup in pre-focused spot and return to camera |
| Forget about spot and chase after Pup on hands and knees |
| Focus with one hand and fend off Pup with other hand |
| Get Tissue and clean nose print off lens from Pup's mouth and throw in bin. |
| Take flash cube from Pup's mouth and throw in bin |
| Put Cat outside and put antiseptic on Pup's scratched ear & nose |
| Put magazines back on coffee table |
| Put dirty washing back in clothes basket |
| Try to get Pup's attention by squeaking toy |
| Check camera for damage |
| Fix yourself a very large drink |
| Sit back in armchair and resolve to teach pup to Sit, Stand, Stay,
No and Down, ---First thing in the morning. |
